QOShea posted a comment on Friday 12th June 2009 8:08am

So that is where Chicken Boo came from! Very amusing story! Looking forward to the next chapter.

Lathena posted a comment on Friday 12th June 2009 7:17am

I like the giant chicken.

romero posted a comment on Friday 12th June 2009 6:39am

Oh boy! Thanks for a very entertaining read.

Clell65619 posted a comment on Friday 12th June 2009 6:36am

- Oh my god.

- You need to put a warning not to be drinking while reading this story. It almost cost me a monitor when Dumbledore reported Gilderoy's 'accident'

- Dobby taking the bludger was sheer poetry, and Tom trying to deal with this Harry was just... just too funny.

Thank you.

MOD posted a comment on Friday 12th June 2009 6:34am

Brilliant as always! :D

Neil Glover posted a comment on Friday 12th June 2009 6:10am

Brilliant story, very funny. I loved the bit with the chicken.

Stick97 posted a comment on Friday 12th June 2009 5:55am

Huh.

I figured Ginny would be happy to ride "the Great Harry Potter's" cock?

I can only imagine how Molly will react to that story...

Bizarre, but hilarious as always!

Lee Dickie posted a comment on Friday 12th June 2009 5:48am

Cracking good story, very original, thanks.

Nexus posted a comment on Friday 12th June 2009 4:55am

Merfolk Intercontinental Liberation Front.



^Epic


:Salut:

Renzo7 posted a comment on Friday 12th June 2009 4:50am

Hilarious ending, Jim... great work, the end was very funny. Keep up your great work, good luck with the sales of your books.

Simon13 posted a comment on Friday 12th June 2009 4:44am

Some of your one liners are pure brilliance transfigured into words.

The one where Dobby where bludgeoned himself and the whole thing with staff meeting between Lockhart and Sinestra were just legendary.

I'm surprised I'm saying it, but I think you're sense of humor is just so great you should work it into all of your stories - your other work is great, but very serious in many ways. It might be even better with more humor in it. But that's just my HO.

canoncansodoff posted a comment on Friday 12th June 2009 3:56am

Great to see this story updated...I loved Mistress Cleo, MILF and SODOFF

don dba canoncansodoff

Tumshie posted a comment on Friday 12th June 2009 3:52am

Excellent, just the right amount of humour, you need more winding up of Hermione though.

Ekaterin posted a comment on Friday 12th June 2009 3:27am

I LOVE this story. Thank you very much for writing this.

Meteoricshipyards posted a comment on Friday 12th June 2009 3:25am

Something about chickens made Harry think. "Luna, have you ever eaten at a Chinese restaurant?"

LOL! Loved the interaction with the ghosts and Dobby throwing himself in front of the bludger! My hero! Unfortunately, he didn't end up freed, but maybe he'll be back to try to "save" Harry some more in later years?

Great story. BTW, 1960, when Pettigrew was born, was also a Year of the Rat. (of course, James and Lily were also probably born that year, but we can overlook that, right?)

Thanks for a great story.

Tom A.

BaltaineShadow posted a comment on Friday 12th June 2009 3:24am

This is... insane. And absolutely awesome! I laughed so hard... it certainly was refreshing^^

Mordre posted a comment on Friday 12th June 2009 3:21am

The whole riding on a chicken made me think of Chocobo riding. (From the Final Fantasy series, iffn'yedin'kno'.)

Banner posted a comment on Friday 12th June 2009 3:20am

* brushes off hands *
Well, that got rid of two of the major irritations in Harry's life. Good job, JBern. I was delighted with this update. This Harry is nothing but fun to read...

gadriam posted a comment on Friday 12th June 2009 3:16am

*snort* This is me bowing my head through the floor. You truly deserve your place in the fanfic pantheon. Your divination is beautiful, and the oddball Harry is a wondrous read. Thanks..

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Wonderbee31 posted a comment on Friday 12th June 2009 3:08am

First off, absolutely awesome here, from Dobby and his becoming an accidental hero, to Harry and Colonel Sanders ( wonder if he goes on to work with the Spaceballs), and could almost hear the glass shatter as Ginny's dream fantasy about the OMG BWL just crashed and burned, which may be healthier for her in the long run. Too bad that Hermione seems to be as stiff-necked as canon, given what she's seen of Harry and his ability, but can just picture what might happen some day with he and Luna if they get into a competition for something or other. Great work! PS, Hope you had a fun time in the Queen City.