Imagine Harry Potter raised by Sibyll Trelawney. He arrives at Hogwarts versed in the higher arts of Divination, Arithmancy, Numerology, and Palmistry. You know - real magic and certainly not that foolish wand waving and ingredient mixing.
Follow the humorous adventures of a decidedly different Harry Potter.
This was written for the OftenInspired.com Christmas contest. It lost to an interesting story about Santa as a package of bacon, but I'm still pretty pleased with the result.
The sequel to Bungle in the Jungle. Told in 2nd person. Harry Potter has returned to England. In the jungles of South America, he became his own man, a hero of his own choice and not unfortunate circumstance. Is it enough to save him? To survive this time, he must overcome his enemies and perhaps even his allies. He must be faster, smarter, and better than ever. If he is to prevail, he must become more that a chosen one, more than a child with a clever moniker, he must become a legend.
Imagine Harry Potter raised by Sibyll Trelawney. He arrives at Hogwarts versed in the higher arts of Divination, Arithmancy, Numerology, and Palmistry. You know - real magic and certainly not that foolish wand waving and ingredient mixing.
Follow the humorous adventures of a decidedly different Harry Potter.
The sequel to Bungle in the Jungle. Told in 2nd person. Harry Potter has returned to England. In the jungles of South America, he became his own man, a hero of his own choice and not unfortunate circumstance. Is it enough to save him? To survive this time, he must overcome his enemies and perhaps even his allies. He must be faster, smarter, and better than ever. If he is to prevail, he must become more that a chosen one, more than a child with a clever moniker, he must become a legend.
Imagine Harry Potter raised by Sibyll Trelawney. He arrives at Hogwarts versed in the higher arts of Divination, Arithmancy, Numerology, and Palmistry. You know - real magic and certainly not that foolish wand waving and ingredient mixing.
Follow the humorous adventures of a decidedly different Harry Potter.
Imagine Harry Potter raised by Sibyll Trelawney. He arrives at Hogwarts versed in the higher arts of Divination, Arithmancy, Numerology, and Palmistry. You know - real magic and certainly not that foolish wand waving and ingredient mixing.
Follow the humorous adventures of a decidedly different Harry Potter.
Not all of James died that night. Not all of Harry lived. The Triwizard Tournament as it should have been and a hero discovering who he really wants to be.
Not all of James died that night. Not all of Harry lived. The Triwizard Tournament as it should have been and a hero discovering who he really wants to be.
Not all of James died that night. Not all of Harry lived. The Triwizard Tournament as it should have been and a hero discovering who he really wants to be.
Imagine Harry Potter raised by Sibyll Trelawney. He arrives at Hogwarts versed in the higher arts of Divination, Arithmancy, Numerology, and Palmistry. You know - real magic and certainly not that foolish wand waving and ingredient mixing.
Follow the humorous adventures of a decidedly different Harry Potter.
Not all of James died that night. Not all of Harry lived. The Triwizard Tournament as it should have been and a hero discovering who he really wants to be.
Not all of James died that night. Not all of Harry lived. The Triwizard Tournament as it should have been and a hero discovering who he really wants to be.
Not all of James died that night. Not all of Harry lived. The Triwizard Tournament as it should have been and a hero discovering who he really wants to be.
The sequel to Bungle in the Jungle. Told in 2nd person. Harry Potter has returned to England. In the jungles of South America, he became his own man, a hero of his own choice and not unfortunate circumstance. Is it enough to save him? To survive this time, he must overcome his enemies and perhaps even his allies. He must be faster, smarter, and better than ever. If he is to prevail, he must become more that a chosen one, more than a child with a clever moniker, he must become a legend.
Not all of James died that night. Not all of Harry lived. The Triwizard Tournament as it should have been and a hero discovering who he really wants to be.
Not all of James died that night. Not all of Harry lived. The Triwizard Tournament as it should have been and a hero discovering who he really wants to be.
The sequel to Bungle in the Jungle. Told in 2nd person. Harry Potter has returned to England. In the jungles of South America, he became his own man, a hero of his own choice and not unfortunate circumstance. Is it enough to save him? To survive this time, he must overcome his enemies and perhaps even his allies. He must be faster, smarter, and better than ever. If he is to prevail, he must become more that a chosen one, more than a child with a clever moniker, he must become a legend.
This is an original piece that was written for Apex Digest's Election Horror contest. Since it didn't win and it sort of loses it's timeliness, I figured that I would go ahead and release it here for your amusement.
Enjoy.
Not all of James died that night. Not all of Harry lived. The Triwizard Tournament as it should have been and a hero discovering who he really wants to be.
